I don't recognize what the job is with Britney's release dates, but her people always care to release/leak everything. The album is coming out next week March 25. You believe a bitch would at least wait till the album drops and preserve those Bonus Tracks, to at least take a bit of a sales-boost. But no!!
At this pace there's no ground left to be buying her album.
She's lucky to be Britney Spears, cause other bitches would start digging their graves right now. No, Christina I ain't lookin' at you! No seriously gurl, don't gimme that glare, I ain't talkin' about you. Okay, yes maybe a little, but I'm totally directing this to C-Error, sorry I mean Ciara. All them Britney-stans will be buying the Luxurious Edition anyway.
So let's go to the juicy stuff. I hold no mind why a bitch would discard a strain like "Up N' Down" from the album. Bitch, you cuh-razay?! For f*cks sake, you should have kicked "Till the world ends'" ass and interpreted this song instead. This call is "90's house-music-heaven"! The meter is just incredible, the lift is addicting, the product is on fuel and Britney rides the lyrics over those beats like a pro. I just can't, I simply can't! Why would they do this?
Britney Spears - Up N' Down
Let's keep things rolling with "Selfish". This one is an all right song, it's courteous to hear to, but in my judgment there's nothing memorable about the song. I wish the electric guitar in the background. I can see why this one didn't have the main album cut. Still this song shits all over most of the "Circus" Bonus Tracks, but it's my least favorite out of the foursome.
Britney Spears - Selfish
Next up is "Don't hold me waiting". This is a stark release from the stuff Britney usually does. It has an amazing rock-edge to it, which I surprisingly really like. The call was produced by Travis Barker, f*ck he actually did an awful job. I don't know why, but every time she screams "don't hold me waiting" I always picture Lindsay Lohan singing this song. This song right here could have been on Lindsay Lohan's 2005 album "A little more personal (raw)", or on Ashlee Simpson's 2008 "Bittersweet World", hell I could even show a late 90's Gwen Stefani on this track. I really like the vocal a lot and the arrangements really sacrifice the vocal a near twist, but I get why it wasn't included into the main album. It would have totally, destroyed the fall of the album.
Britney Spears - Don't restrain me waiting
Things start gettin' a little more quiet with "He about to suffer me". Another break in my view this song has a more laid back feel to it. This might be one of my favorites. It's kinda sad "Femme Fatale" has no mid-tempo songs to throw up things a bit in the middle of the album. Yes, we have "Criminal" but this strain would have added up a lot to the album. It has a bit of a "P!nkesque" feel to it.
Britney Spears - He about to miss me
My verdict: Britney did an awful job with this "Femme Fatale"-Era and you finally get to find it, when you find songs like "Up N' Down" or "He about to miss me" as bonus tracks. I don't even wanna know, how many hot tracks have been left out of this album. Jeez, come to remember almost all them Danja tracks that din't make the last cut.
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